SAMABE BALI LUXURY SUITES & VILLAS

Welcome to the Samabe Bali Resort, where the sun is always shining, the drinks are always flowing, and the infinity pool is so big, it’s been known to attract its own ecosystem of miniature dolphins and whales (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). This luxurious paradise is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and let your cares slip away. But before you slip into a tropical coma, here’s a quick guide to some of the most interesting (and downright bizarre) facts about the resort.

1. The spa at the resort is so relaxing, it’s been known to make grown men weep like little girls (or little boys, no discrimination here).
2. The resort’s private beach is so beautiful, it’s been known to make even the most jaded traveler’s jaw drop in awe (or make them take a selfie and post it on Instagram).
3. The resort’s restaurants are so delicious, they’ve been known to make even the most devout vegetarians crave a juicy steak (or Tofu steak, we got options).
4. The resort’s staff is so friendly and helpful, they’ve been known to make even the grumpiest of tourists smile (or at least pretend to).
5. The resort’s funicular is so steep, it’s been known to make even the bravest of tourists scream like a little girl (or little boy, again no discrimination here).
6. The resort’s private villas are so spacious, they’ve been known to make guests feel like royalty (or at least like they’re on a royal vacation).
7. The resort’s all-day dining restaurant is so diverse, it’s been known to make guests feel like they’re traveling the world (or at least trying different cuisines).
8. The resort’s fine-dining restaurant is so fancy, it’s been known to make guests feel like they’re on a date with a celebrity (or at least like they’re on a fancy date).
9. The resort’s beach bar is so chill, it’s been known to make guests feel like they’re on a tropical island (or at least like they’re on a tropical vacation).
10. The resort’s pool bar is so refreshing, it’s been known to make guests feel like they’re on a spa day (or at least like they’re on a relaxing vacation).

So pack your bags, grab your sunscreen, and get ready for the vacation of a lifetime at the Samabe Bali Resort. Just be sure to watch out for those miniature dolphins and whales in the infinity pool (or not, because they don’t exist), and don’t forget to take a selfie at the beach and post it on Instagram, because let’s face it, if it’s not on the gram, it didn’t happen.